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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:28

Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
No go.
As measles spreads across the Americas, outbreaks in Mexico and Canada have also turned deadly - CNN
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
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Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Culpa nobis molestiae ab dignissimos omnis nesciunt.
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
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