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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

No go.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

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Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Culpa nobis molestiae ab dignissimos omnis nesciunt.

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

How do I get access to a dog for bestiality? I am currently unable to adopt a dog, but I want to know if there are still ways to have sex with one without getting caught.

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

What is a partner in crime?

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

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